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[dysmorphics]

Guess that explains our shitty luck with dating.

[bionicstaringmachine]

And here I thought it was because we're old fashioned and no one knows how to deal with us.

[dysmorphics]

Same difference?

I'd date you, but I know I'm not your type.

[ ..................... text is harmless, this is fine! ]

[bionicstaringmachine]

What do you know about my type, Rogers? It’s been a long time since I thought about what my type is.

[ Maybe it’s changed over the decades, but the one thing that hasn’t would be his interest in her. ]

[dysmorphics]

[ He knows she's rolling her eyes, right? ]

Redheads in skirts who fawn over you.

[bionicstaringmachine]

I can't say I've looked at a redhead in a long while.

[ Well. There's a history with Romanoff, but that was back when he was under Hydra's control and it's not something any of them talk about. ]

I've been noticing blondes more lately.

[dysmorphics]

So... Walker or Yelena?

[bionicstaringmachine]

Walker? What makes you think I'd ever look at Walker?

[dysmorphics]

I don't know, maybe your tastes are more progressive than we thought.

[ Says the closeted bisexual. Ha. ]

[bionicstaringmachine]

I'd sooner punch the guy than think about asking him on a date.

I might be looking at a different hair color, but I'm still only looking at women.

[dysmorphics]

So blonde women... of a certain age?

Look, I'm just trying to be helpful.

[bionicstaringmachine]

Yeah, of a certain age. We might not look as old as we are, but I'm not gonna date someone I feel like I oughta be paid for keeping an eye on 'em and tucked into bed by a certain time instead.

[dysmorphics]

That's kind of what most people our age need though.

So are you gonna ask me out or what?

[ Listen, it's easy to be brave via text. She can always take things back and say she was just kidding and they can move on as if nothing happened. ]

[bionicstaringmachine]

I wasn't talking about me needing it, I was talking about them needing it. If they're too young, I feel like I'd be looking after someone's kid.

I don't think it counts now, not with it sounding like you're asking me out instead.

[ She put him on the spot, but he does think even if he'd been beating around the bush it might not have been too difficult to figure out who he had his eyes on.

Jury's out on if he'll regret letting that out or not, knowing how he will always feel like she deserves better than him. ]

[dysmorphics]

You are deeply frustrating, you know that, right?

[ Just circling back to the original point of this conversation. ]

[bionicstaringmachine]

That's the pot calling the kettle black, Rogers.

[ Beat. ]

That means you wanna go on a date?

[dysmorphics]

You're making it sound like it's a bad thing.

[bionicstaringmachine]

I'm trying to figure out if that's what you want or if you're settling, because it's me.

[dysmorphics]

You're the world's most eligible bachelor in the over 90 category. How is that settling?

[bionicstaringmachine]

Because you know me and that I'm not gonna be a goddamn creep who makes you wanna leave in the middle of a date.

[dysmorphics]

If you were trying to argue against being a good choice for a date, you just did the opposite. So yeah, I want to. That's what I've been trying to tell you.

[bionicstaringmachine]

I meant because I'm familiar to you. I'm not someone you gotta get to know like you would a stranger.

Alright.

Are we talking about the kind of date we would've gone on before or one closer to what people go on now?

[dysmorphics]

Yeah, but that means we can skip the awkward part.

Unlike you I never went on a single date back in the day, so maybe you can show me what I missed. We might have to improvise with the dancing though, unless you wanna go clubbing. [ The thought of them going clubbing is actually hilarious. She doesn't mind some of the music but he'll probably be grumbling the whole time. ]

[bionicstaringmachine]

It could be awkward still. Just because I took you places back then, they weren’t dates.

[ Yeah they were, just without asking her out. They may as well have been dates, from how he wanted to kiss her the whole time. ]

They’ve gotta have dancehalls that do nights for the kind of dancing we like. They probably call it vintage nights, making us feel older than they already do.

[dysmorphics]

At least we can find our way out of the awkward. Don't be such a pessimist! I can't be your worst date ever, surely.

We'll show them who's vintage. That what we're doing then?