Ah, you've done your homework! You can be the reindeer if you'd rather, let's see if that old back of yours can handle giving rides to all those children.
[ Hey, he called himself an old man first. ]
Or if I got kidnapped and replaced by an evil clone.
I put it on the list after you mentioned it. I've had some time to get through parts of it. My old back can handle more than you think it can. Jumping out of a plane without a 'chute's worse than a bunch of kids climbing all over me.
[ He doesn't wake up and feel like he's been hit by a truck all the time, only when it's been a particularly hard mission, one that puts him through it more than others. But it happens, even if he won't admit it to her. ]
We're not Avengers, that's a helluva lot more likely to happen to one of them than one of us.
So is living on the edge part of your personality or do you just like getting yourself in trouble?
[ First washing his arm in the dishwasher, now he apparently jumps off planes without a chute? Not that she's entirely opposed, she has a reckless streak herself. ]
I don't know, haven't we all been lab rats at some point? [ Though she doesn't know for sure who other than Val knows about her past, or at least why she'd been given the serum. ]
Neither. Trouble finds me. I was always keeping Steve out of trouble and ended up in it because of him. It just didn't end with him.
[ He might find himself in trouble because of who he is now, the things he knows and what he can do, but he firmly believes that he doesn't seek it out unless it's absolutely necessary and he'd probably avoid it if he could. ]
Bein' a lab rat is the same as getting replaced with an evil clone? They'd have more to gain in doing that to someone else. Can't say most of the world would care much if some of us disappeared.
And now you have us. Still not regretting taking this job?
Hey, I'd care. [ Then she quickly adds, so that doesn't sound too serious or meaning more than it probably means: ] I'd rather not have Walker in charge. Or Alexei. Besides, if you disappear that means I'll have to rescue you.
[ Okay, so much for not making it obvious that she, uh, feels a certain way about him. ]
Nah. Guess you're all keeping my life interesting. I'd be sitting alone in my apartment if I wasn't chasing after everyone.
Yelena would take it before either of them would have a chance. I don't think Alexei being her dad would make her take it easy on him or anything either. She'd shock Walker in a second and even with a metal arm those things hurt.
[ It was more the discomfort from his arm going offline and needing to reboot along with the effects of the shock through his system that made him want to avoid coming in contact with the younger Widow's own Widow's bite after coming in contact with them years before. ]
It's been a little while since anyone's had to rescue me or want to.
"Chasing after everyone"? Now you sound like an old man. How are those knees feeling, grandpa?
[ She just can't resist teasing him sometimes. ]
I hope we wouldn't have to, but I'd do it, and I'd make sure they're coming with me whether they liked it or not. You'd do the same for us. [ If she's to be completely honest, her reasons are more personal than that, but she doesn't want to make things weird between them. They're talking about the team, not just themselves. Besides, it's not like there's anything between them in the first place. ]
They're doing just fine, I only heard 'em pop once or twice today.
[ He might be an old man because of the era he was born in making him one in comparison to the other people in his life, but the actual time lived he's had, his body is probably mid to late thirties or so, if he has to take a guess. His life has just been harder than people of that age, so those aches and pains he hears people about having around that age as it is are a little worse than the average, even if he doesn't really feel those pains the same way.
He walked into the teasing. ]
I'll move a little quicker for some of you than I would for others.
[ Namely, her. Yelena's in there too, with Walker being about the bottom of the list without question even on days that Shostakov makes him want to put the other man's head through a wall. ]
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[ Hey, he called himself an old man first. ]
Or if I got kidnapped and replaced by an evil clone.
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[ He doesn't wake up and feel like he's been hit by a truck all the time, only when it's been a particularly hard mission, one that puts him through it more than others. But it happens, even if he won't admit it to her. ]
We're not Avengers, that's a helluva lot more likely to happen to one of them than one of us.
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[ First washing his arm in the dishwasher, now he apparently jumps off planes without a chute? Not that she's entirely opposed, she has a reckless streak herself. ]
I don't know, haven't we all been lab rats at some point? [ Though she doesn't know for sure who other than Val knows about her past, or at least why she'd been given the serum. ]
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[ He might find himself in trouble because of who he is now, the things he knows and what he can do, but he firmly believes that he doesn't seek it out unless it's absolutely necessary and he'd probably avoid it if he could. ]
Bein' a lab rat is the same as getting replaced with an evil clone? They'd have more to gain in doing that to someone else. Can't say most of the world would care much if some of us disappeared.
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Hey, I'd care. [ Then she quickly adds, so that doesn't sound too serious or meaning more than it probably means: ] I'd rather not have Walker in charge. Or Alexei. Besides, if you disappear that means I'll have to rescue you.
[ Okay, so much for not making it obvious that she, uh, feels a certain way about him. ]
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Yelena would take it before either of them would have a chance. I don't think Alexei being her dad would make her take it easy on him or anything either. She'd shock Walker in a second and even with a metal arm those things hurt.
[ It was more the discomfort from his arm going offline and needing to reboot along with the effects of the shock through his system that made him want to avoid coming in contact with the younger Widow's own Widow's bite after coming in contact with them years before. ]
It's been a little while since anyone's had to rescue me or want to.
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[ She just can't resist teasing him sometimes. ]
I hope we wouldn't have to, but I'd do it, and I'd make sure they're coming with me whether they liked it or not. You'd do the same for us. [ If she's to be completely honest, her reasons are more personal than that, but she doesn't want to make things weird between them. They're talking about the team, not just themselves. Besides, it's not like there's anything between them in the first place. ]
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[ He might be an old man because of the era he was born in making him one in comparison to the other people in his life, but the actual time lived he's had, his body is probably mid to late thirties or so, if he has to take a guess. His life has just been harder than people of that age, so those aches and pains he hears people about having around that age as it is are a little worse than the average, even if he doesn't really feel those pains the same way.
He walked into the teasing. ]
I'll move a little quicker for some of you than I would for others.
[ Namely, her. Yelena's in there too, with Walker being about the bottom of the list without question even on days that Shostakov makes him want to put the other man's head through a wall. ]